Allahu Akbar!

Vectorize commented on how the assasination of Hamas founder and spiritual leader Sheik Yassin was dueling it out in the American media with the tragic accident that has befallen Paris Hilton. One person who has given the Yassin killing the appropriate amount of coverage is the benevolent, all-knowing, creator of worlds, Allah. Not to mention, he so eloquently summarizes the reaction of leaders from around the world. But this is a must-read: Saurmon is dead!

While Yassin gets to put his viagra to use with his 72 virgins, people still mourn for him to return. This is the saddest place on the net tonight.

But in all seriousness, Yassin got what he deserved.